a hearty hello

The intent of this blog is rather simple: to grow, to enjoy, to pass judgment on those whose musical skills are far superior to mine, to pretend I'm witty enough to articulate my opinion in a manner so amusing that others will feel provoked to read it, to be as long winded as humanely possible (and inherently make my average sentence length at least 56.9 words), to subtly push my own musical agenda until every one of my friends refuses to listen to an album unless I suggest it first, to make obscene amounts of cash, to buy a pony, to buy a boat, to invite The Lonely Island onto said boat so that we can party it up, to convince Jorma Taccone to ride my pony while riding my boat, to take pictures of Jorma Taccone riding my pony while riding my boat, and to sell those pictures for even more cash.

Only half of those goals are realistic, but a girl can dream.

Also, that first sentence was approximate 153 words long. I'd call that a good start.